Korach 鈥� baldness, ice, hail, or frost (Numbers 16:1鈥�18:32)
My family is a mutiny of bald people.
A long history of the sun shining on
the skin on top of our heads.
The money we spend on hats
is a rebellion. We should start
The Hair Club for 91传媒 Men.
Except for Reuben, the first
religious school teacher in
Syracuse, New York. They
didn鈥檛 have Photoshop in his day
so I know the picture of his
full head of 91传媒 hair is real.
Korach was one of the first bald people 鈥�
a Levite whose family spawned
the modern-day Cohens 鈥�
my mother鈥檚 maiden name.
The ancient priests shaved their heads
by law, so Korach鈥檚 baldness may
have been intentional. But
evolution has made it inevitable.
Our hair itself rebels like Korach
and his 250 mutineers.
The ground swallowed them up
and now all they have is
a great band name 鈥� Korach
and the Mutineers 鈥� Live at the Whiskey
Discounts for those with receding
hairlines. Refreshments provided
by the source of life itself. The show
starts at 8pm sharp.
If you鈥檙e late, you may not be seated
and the ground will swallow you whole.
Rick Lupert, a poet, songleader and graphic designer, is the author of 29 books including 鈥淕od Wrestler: A Poem for Every Torah Portion.鈥� Visit him at
